There was an interesting article by Kate Phillips in Saturday’s New York Times, in which she reports on a recent comment by Sarah Palin about Barack Obama. “This is not a man,” said Governor Palin, “who sees America as you see it and how I see America. We see America as the greatest force for good in this world.”
I’ve been reading George Herring’s magnificent history, From Colony to Superpower. In his introduction, Professor Herring writes the following: “Americans think of themselves as peace-loving, but few nations have had as much experience at war as the United States. Indeed, beginning with the American Revolution, each generation has had its war. Armed conflict has helped to forge the bounds of nationhood, nurtured national pride, and fostered myths about the nation’s singular virtue and indomitableness.”
So I don’t see the same America as the governor of Alaska. That doesn’t make her any less of an American, of course. But I don’t disagree with her that America is an exceptional place. America is indeed special.
When I listen to Louis Armstrong, I hear the voice of America. It is a different voice, perhaps, than Ms. Palin hears. Louis Armstrong represents, to me, the vital heart of America, a place of gin and electricity. Eighty years ago in Chicago, Armstrong was kicking ass, while his fellow Americans roared and raised hell. And that is what makes our country so goddamn special.
Sarah Silverman is the funniest hot lady we know. Also the hottest funny lady we know. Certainly one of the funnier humans to grace our culture in a good while. If there is a place where fearless, dangerous and adorable overlap, you'll find her there giving you the finger in a gingham dress. None of which matters right now (we just wanted to get that on record). What matters now is that you force, guilt, brainwash or otherwise convince your aging grandparents to vote Obama. We'll let Sarah take it from here...
Given how messy our presidential elections have become, perhaps it’s time to return to our constitutional roots and allow only landowners to vote, which would include anyone who owns a home. Think of what that could do for real-estate values, especially if you received one vote for every home (e.g., John McCain could vote for himself eight or 10 or 12 times). Also, who made this rule that you can’t sell your vote? Being able to exchange your vote for cash is not only the purest form of capitalism but might well reinforce the value of having a vote. (We don’t seem to value it much now, given the large number of people who don’t bother.) Of course, because of the secret ballot, it would be hard to verify that the seller actually voted as you instructed, so we would need to get some sort of printed receipt. If anyone wants to work this up into a white paper, let me know. I can’t see any downside except a few disgruntled renters.
A further thought: If you “support the troops,” as so many people assert on the back of their vehicles, and you’ve registered, make the minimal effort it takes to cast a vote on November 4. Even if you think it makes no difference, or you think the candidates are all yahoos, there is no better symbolic gesture to honor the millions of Americans who have been killed or returned home seriously damaged over the centuries so we can continue to have elections where there are no bodies in the streets.
The scene leading up to and during the Republican convention in St. Paul, Minnesota, was ugly for protesters and journalists. Perhaps the most troubling incident was the preemptive arrest of a protest group called the RNC Welcoming Committee. Eight of its members were arrested and charged with a felony, “conspiracy to commit riot in the second degree in furtherance of terrorism,” all before the convention even started.
The video here shows the arrest of Democracy Now journalist Amy Goodman.
It should come as little surprise that none of this made the mainstream coverage of the convention. Draconian police actions don’t jibe very well with the ra-ra message TV news corporations want to propagate about our robust democracy in action.
PLAYBOY: Okay, Rick, we’ll bite—just how stupid are we? SHENKMAN: I don't actually believe Americans are stupid. You can't generalize about 300 million people that glibly. Saying people are stupid would be as silly as saying they're smart (which politicians, alas, do all the time). But I do argue in the book that a majority of Americans are grossly ignorant about politics and how our government works. Only two in five can name the three branches of government. Only one in five know we have 100 US senators though the number has remained constant for half a century. Only one in seven young people can find Iraq on a map though we have been bombing that country since 1991.
On the eve of the Iraq War some 60 percent of Americans believed Saddam was behind 9-11, though there was no evidence he was. A year later, after the 9-11 Commission came flat out and said he had nothing to do with 9-11, 50 percent thought he did. Ignorance on this scale amounts to a 10 alarm fire. Eighty percent of the people who supported the Iraq War cited Saddam's alleged involvement in 9-11 as a key reason for their position. If a majority cannot get the basic facts right about the most important event of our time something is seriously wrong.
I used the word stupid in the title (with a question mark) to draw attention to the problem. A less inflammatory word didn't seem to capture the dire threat we face from ourselves. We love to blame others for our problems: Bush, Cheney, the media. But we need to take a long hard look in the mirror. If you get the government you deserve we have to ask ourselves why did we deserve George W. Bush. Bush obviously manipulated people. But so do all politicians. Since politicians aren't angels we need smart voters. Ignorant voters are sitting ducks.
Iron Man had to have seemed like a gamble on paper. Even with an actor the caliber of Robert Downey Jr. in the titular role and a supporting cast of Jeff Bridges, Terrence Howard and Gwyneth Paltrow, the character Iron Man was a second-tier superhero (Batman, Superman and Spider-man are tough acts to follow) and the movie had a reported production budget of $140 million. But director Jon Favreau not only delivered one of the highest-grossing films of the year ($318 million and still counting), his Iron Man earned an impressive 93% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes by critics who called it one of the best superhero movies ever. The story of the playboy millionaire turned anti-war hero Tony Stark really connected with a broad audience, and the film even included a cameo by Hef (played by co-creator Stan Lee).
Britt Rorabaugh of Aldan, Pennsylvania has a problem with a certain party joke: “I know it’s not customary to fact-check the jokes page, especially when many of them involve angels, devils, leprechauns, talking animals and the like. However, in the September issue, the joke about pupils enlarging when stimulated by light is just wrong. Pupils contract when stimulated by light, and enlarge due to lack of stimulation, i.e. when it’s dark. You don’t want to be responsible for confusing future generations of anatomy students -- after all, the study of anatomy is what Playboy is all about.” Actually, we’re students of fine art.
“In 1964 my mother-in-law, Patricia Ricchiuto, who worked for American Airlines, posed for a ‘What Sort of Man Reads Playboy?’ ad,” writes Jamie Juliano of Arlington Heights, Illinois. “It shows her at O’Hare Airport in Chicago handing a ticket to a passenger. Playboy asked her to appear in more ads, but she wanted to start a family and decided not to pursue it. In 2006 she became sick and this past March passed away from emphysema at age 63. We have the ad framed in our home and I thought I would share it with you in her memory.” We’re sorry to hear this news, Jamie, and happy to spend a moment remembering Patricia and the days when air travel was fun.
Charles Daeda of Kennesaw, Georgia writes, “As this video clip shows, Senator Obama missed the boat when picking a VP candidate. One public appearance like this from Pam and Sarah Palin would have to bow out.”
Harold Skaggs of Belleville, Illinois did not find this cartoon from the July issue to be funny at all. “You certainly would not have run a cartoon of a rapist asking his underage victim to sign a petition lowering the age of consent,” he writes. “Many anti-gun groups have practically asserted that gun owners are violent criminals. I hope your magazine is not of that belief. You have often published articles in support of constitutional rights regarding privacy and the press -- how about supporting all of our rights under the Constitution, not just the ones usually championed by liberals?”
Entertainment Weekly has stuck out its neck and picked "30 Unforgettable Nude Scenes." Granted, they don’t assert that these are the 30 Most Unforgettable Nude Scenes, but if these are the ones they’re remembering, it stands to reason that they are "most" unforgettable. Anyway, it’s a fine list, but given that it is studded with such performers as Donald Sutherland, John Cleese, Bart Simpson, Daniel Craig, Peter Sellers, Viggo Mortensen, Sacha Baron Cohen, Kirk Douglas, Mark Wahlberg, Mike Myers, Russell Crowe, Graham Chapman, Will Ferrell, Charlton Heston, Sylvester Stallone, David Kelly, Jason Segal, the trio of Julian Sands, Rupert Graves and Simon Callow, and the men of The Full Monty, we don’t think this is quite the same list we would have assembled. Nominations, anyone?
Scott Alexander
Gary Cole
Robert DeSalvo
Leopold Froehlich
Heather Haebe
Conor Hogan
Amy Grace Loyd
Gilbert Macias
Jamie Malanowski
Tim Mohr
Christopher Napolitano
David Pfister
Playboy Staff
Stephen Randall
Rocky Rakovic
Josh Robertson
Chip Rowe
Matt Steigbigel
Jennifer Thiele
John D. Thomas
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