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THE 21 ST QUESTION The last word from Playboy's 20Q subject
 

Will Arnett

The Arrested Development alum bares all about being married to SNL royalty, dealing with semistardom and how he's going to take Will Ferrell down

 
THE 21ST QUESTION:
When the movie of your life is made, who will play Will Arnett?

ARNETT:
Imagine, if you will, a human being who combines the looks of a Brad Pitt, the wit of a Carrot Top, the appetite for booze and ladies of a Babe Ruth and the body of a pre-diet Kirstie Alley. Now, I know you're probably thinking, "Will, such a beast doesn't exist." I don't want to get into the details of my cyborg project, because it doesn't have anything to do with this interview. Let's just say that all the classified shit I'm dealing with right now has to remain classified. Have I dealt with military-grade weapons? No. And by no I mean yes. Have I done black-ops? Do I keep this country safe on the weekends? Clearly. I've got the heart of a warrior; I'm not going to lie. But what you really want to know is, would I use my connections with rogue spy organizations and top-secret technology to create some kind of cyborg-type creature to portray me in a film? Without question.

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