6. Did you and Kelly have a lot of good sex?
BM: She's adventurous. I don't know if her mom and dad would like me talking about it.... I think one of the first things [Ozzy] ever said to me was, "No sex with my daughter."
[Pauses]
OK. We were in town shooting our video for Buried Myself Alive. She has these [chauffeurs] that drive her around, and they were taking me back to the airport. One of her friends was up in the front seat with the driver, and Kelly jumped in the back and we made love in the back seat of the SUV. It was really sweet. She's back in LA right now, crying about some stupid boy who broke her heart.
7. On one episode of The Osbournes, Jack suggested you didn't have a clean sexual bill of health.
BM: I don't even know where he came up with the shit he was talking about. He said that people in my band call me "cauliflower dick" because I fucked a lot of girls. Which, well, I did have sex with a lot of girls last year. I'm not going to lie. It was my first year out touring. But I don't know why he came up with all that shit. Maybe he was jealous that I was dating his sister. Maybe he's jealous that he'll never be able to do what I do. How could he? Even Kelly doesn't get the respect that she deserves because she's Ozzy's daughter. But he could never sing in a band. It just wouldn't work. Plus, he's not as good-looking as I am. [Laughs]
8. Does Kelly have nice lingerie?
BM: She has the dopest clothes ever. She has all these little cute undies. She had this cute little purple underwear that she would wear. I don't know if she ever wore them special for me, but I think she did a few times.
9. Are purple panties your fetish?
BM: Maybe they are. [Smiles] I like a girl who's really soft and sweet, who touches my hands a lot, who kisses my stomach.
10. Let's head a little further south. Do you prefer to give or receive?
BM: Give. I love eating pussy. It's my favorite thing, besides rock and roll. The taste is really soft, and it's really amazing to see a woman getting pleasure from me.
11. Do you ever watch porn?
BM: Sometimes. Not with Kelly. One time we watched The Ozzporns together to check it out. It was pretty ridiculous. The girl that played her was so horrible. She was just some skinny white trash chick. But we've never watched porn to get turned on. She's totally not into porn.
12. What's better than sex?
BM: Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time. My first kiss with Kelly was really special. We were on the beach. I leaned in to kiss her, and she turned her head away, so I thought she didn't want to kiss me. She's really shy. And then we both kind of moved in at the same time. She's got the perfect lips, too. She's the best kisser in the whole world. She's really good with her tongue, and she doesn't spit all over the place. Well, if the moment's right, she'll spit all over the place. [Laughs]
