By Ed Condran
David Spade is the living embodiment of the revenge of the nerds, and we hate him for it. Squiring around models who could dunk on his vertically challenged ass, the smart-alecky comedian lives a rock star's life in a computer geek's body.
It salts the wound to know that long before finding his name romantically linked with über-babes Lara Flynn Boyle and Kristy Swanson, Spade was a math whiz in high school. Obviously, a wise guy's wit, style and fame -- plus a bankroll bigger than his biceps -- help Spade attract the kind of foxy femmes most geeks download in their 'rents' basement.
When not angling for leggy models as the bawdy Dennis Finch on NBC's hit Just Shoot Me or killing in comedy roles such as Lost & Found and this summer's Joe Dirt, Spade often hangs with Hef and friends at the Playboy Mansion. For Playboy.com's Dirty Dozen, Spade, 37, spills some dirt about groupie sex, his favorite part of a woman's body and sucking face with hot co-stars.
1. You're known for dating incredibly hot babes. So, what's it like sleeping with supermodels?
David Spade: I get this rep for dating models. One time I dated a girl who was over 5'3" and she was called a model. The problem is anyone in California who is over 5'3" is technically a model. Instead of being with a cute girl, you're with a model. And they're called supermodels now since model isn't enough. That's why I'm a supercomedian. I have to keep up with them.
2. Have you ever had sex with a groupie or a fan?
DS: I should have but it's just too technical. When I used to do colleges, they used to point out these girls who had sex with the comedians who came in before me. They would be high-fiving their friends. It would be public knowledge in these college cities. It probably would be the place to do it. I always wanted those girls, but once I became known it would be too much of a hassle. There are lots of cute girls I like to meet, but I usually stay pretty quiet during these gigs. If I'm in Nebraska and I go to a Subway, it's like an Elvis sighting.
