By Antonia Simigis
He's only 22, but in his short time here on earth Deryck Whibley has had entirely too much sex. The lead singer for potty-mouthed Canadian rockers Sum 41 played a whopping 300 shows in 2001 to support the band's debut album, All Killer No Filler -- and bagged babes in just about every town. His favorite female flavor? This guy licks the rainbow cone. "Sometimes I like really tall chicks and sometimes I like small, cute girls," he tells Playboy.com. "It varies from day to day and from drink to drink."
When we found out the kings of booger punk had named their latest record Does This Look Infected, we couldn't resist asking Deryck the hard questions. We caught up with Deryck on tour and got his take on slam pieces, Carmen Electra and his "wenis."
1. Let's start at the beginning. How'd you lose your virginity?
Deryck Whibley: I was in eighth grade, and I wanted to be the first guy in my school to have sex. I had this girlfriend who was a big slut. After a week of dating her, I boned her. We did it in my parents' house when my mom went away for two days. It was very, very quick. I've definitely had better sex since then.
2. What kind of music do you listen to during sex?
DW: When I was 14 I was a big Nirvana fan, so I'd put that on. But when I'm on the road I'm usually doing it in a hotel. So it's just hotel porn in the background.
3. Got any nicknames for your dick?
DW: You mean my wenis? Our whole band just calls it "wenis." Or "The D." Someone said that once, and it kind of caught on.
4. Speaking of letters, your nickname is "Bizzy D." Do you live up to it on the road?
DW: See, I'm way more of a quality-over-quantity kind of person. It's pretty easy to go out in the show and find some, but you're not really going to be excited about it the next morning. I like to be more excited the next day than I am the night before. When I wake up and I'm like, "All right, I did that last night," instead of, "What did I do last night?" In my younger days, when I was 19 and we were first touring, I just had too many of those.
5. Have you ever done it in front of your bandmates?
DW: Well, when you're on a tour bus, it happens. A lot of times me and Steve [Jocz, Sum 41's drummer] have to do the two-beds, two-babes, two-feet-apart-from-each-other thing. It's really not that weird. I don't care, and the girls usually don't care. They get into it. You try not to stare at each other, but if it's happening, it's not a big deal.
