JB: I was a senior in high school and 17. I had an experience with a girl before that, but you can't really call it losing my virginity, because it was dry-humping. It was very hot. Our genitals were rubbing up against each other with just a thin piece of fabric between us. It was tremendous. It felt fantastic, but I did shoot my load in my pants. You could see the stain and it was very embarrassing. She knew. She was very sweet about it.
4. What's your favorite sexual act?
JB: My favorite sexual act? I'm going to say boning.
5. On the Tenacious D song Double Team, you mention sucking toes, or "shrimping" as it's called in the sex biz. Are you a toe-sucker?
JB: They have to be clean. I'm not into, like, funky odors, but I do have a bit of a foot fetish, yes. I find myself staring at feet. I like a heel. If she's wearing clogs, that does something for me. Flip-flops. Sandals. Bare feet are the best.
6. You have a song called Cock Push-ups on your CD. What will cock push-ups do for a guy?
JB: You know how there's crazy yogis that'll hang stuff from their cock? Or hang heavy weights from their cock and balls? It's all about building up the muscle. There's only like three or four people in the world, in the history of man, who can do a cock push-up. There's me, Bruce Lee, Gandhi and Beethoven.
7. Do you ever get an erection onstage?
JB: Very rarely. Maybe I have. I think I have gotten like three-quarters erect, but a full-blown hard-on, I'm going to say no.
8. What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex?
JB: One time I got a blow job in the back of a movie theater. That's not that good, though. It's all right. The movie was Before Sunrise, and I don't remember much about it. Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy were in Amsterdam and I was getting a b.j. Those are the things I remember. I have to say, I'm not into getting a b.j. in a movie theater because it's a sideways b.j., and b.j.'s are best straight on, for sure. And maybe upside down.... No, I like them straight on.
9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
