By Antonia Simigis
We're used to Jimmy Kimmel cracking toilet jokes and ogling hot chicks on Comedy Central's testosterone-fueled hit The Man Show. Now, everyone's favorite average guy is being groomed by ABC to topple Leno and Letterman and become the King of Late Night. Following the Super Bowl, Kimmel debuts as late-night TV's latest star.
His new gig doesn't include The Man Show's famous Juggy girls on trampolines, but America can dare to dream. Unlike his stodgy late night competition, Kimmel's always been candid about his sex life -- or lack thereof. "I have no smooth moves, really, in any area of my life," he told Playboy.com. "Including bowel movements."
As the curtain goes up on Jimmy Kimmel Live, we talk to him about the first (and last) time he had wild sex, the python between his legs and which senior citizens he'd like to bang.
1. How did you lose your virginity?
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh Christ, my mother will probably wind up reading this. Let's just say that I lost my virginity in the parking lot of a casino in Las Vegas.
2. Have you ever done it in a public place?
JK: Yes. It was that one time I had sex in the parking lot of a casino. That was my last exceptional sexual experience.
3. How do you get a woman into bed?
JK: I badger and annoy her until she relents. That's my strategy. I'll stand in front of the TV set and I'll ruin whatever show she's watching by making comments through the whole thing. Sometimes I'll beg, sometimes I'll whine, sometimes I'll complain. Those are my patented moves.
