L: The best one was a set of twins in San Francisco. They're twins, so they have this telepathy you can work to your advantage. They never both try to do the same thing at once, you see? Because they know the other one's doing it. I recommend it if you can get 'em.

6. How did you lose your virginity?

L: I was 18, and it was on the beach. Not a good idea. Sand gets everywhere. It wasn't any good. The first time is rarely any good. She was on holiday. I used to live in this holiday resort, and it was great, because all the girls would come down for a week with their parents. So you'd be waving goodbye to one on a Saturday and then one would drive in on Sunday. And then one year, they all arrived the same week, of course.

7. You've toured the world. What country's women provide the best lays?

L: Oh, probably Japan. They're brought up [learning] that the man is the head of the household. They're also persistent, and the great thing is, they do everything for you. They get your shoes ready, and they're combing your fuckin' hair while you're eating the meal they made you. It's fantastic for a while. Like being king for a day.

8. You use Viagra. Is it a lot of fun?

L: Yeah, it is. You can't believe it the first time -- you're just going at it all night. Before, you'd have one good go and it'd be over for about eight hours. I tried it a couple of years ago, I guess. It certainly opened her eyes. [Laughs]

9. Do women find your birthmark sexy?

L: Some do. Most of 'em don't really mention it. They don't like to mention it in case I'm freaked out about it, but I'm not. There's only one in a million, I suppose that's one thing about it.

10. What music do you listen to during sex?

L: At one time this guy from the Hell's Angels, who was living with me at the time, said I was the only guy he'd ever seen who banged a girl to Monty Python's Flying Circus. [Laughs] I don't know about seductive music. I don't really feel that it makes a big difference. If somebody wants to be with you, they'll be with you.

11. Are you in touch with your sensitive side?

L: I think I'm pretty sensitive. I like stroking rather than banging, you know. I think the best thing about sex has always been foreplay. Because you can make foreplay last for about a day and a half if you're really careful! Screwing is never that long.

12. Will you ever settle down?

L: Well, I am settled down. I'm just not with anybody. I've never met a girl who could stop me looking at all the others. If I get married, I'll get married. I won't be running around, because I think that's the worst thing. But I can't find anybody that can stop me from running around, so I'm not going to pretend.

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