By Blair R. Fischer
Tia Carrere has appeared in almost two dozen films in the last decade, from True Lies to Lilo & Stitch. Without Tia Carrere's titillating appearance as Cassandra, Wayne's bawdy temptress in Wayne's World and his paramour in the sequel, the cable access king wouldn't have had reason to "schwing" on the big screen. Unfortunately, the films' PG ratings prohibited moviegoers from seeing Tia's T&A.
Now Playboy readers can finally see the body that rocked Wayne's world, because Tia takes it all off for the January 2003 issue of Playboy magazine. Furthermore, the Hawaiian hottie answers our filthiest questions in a scandalous Dirty Dozen interview. Tia pled the fifth on lesbianism, but she came clean on manual manipulation, and she just might break her mom's heart about when she busted her cherry.
1. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Tia Carrere: Oh God, if my mother reads this, I'm in trouble! You can put that in there: "Oh God, if my mother reads this, I'm in trouble." It was so long ago. I'm just kidding. I'm going with 13 years old. That's crazy, isn't it? It was the first big love of my life, actually. It wasn't nearly as much fun as it is now. [Laughs]
2. What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex?
TC: That's the joke from The Newlywed Game. "That would be in the butt, Bob." Remember that? I'm trying to think. I'm so boring. I'm so boring. You can put in there: "At times like this, I realize how boring and mundane my life is."
3. What's better than sex?
TC: Chocolate ice cream. Chocolate chocolate chip ice cream -- on a cone.
4. Are you a fan of anal sex?
TC: Not really. I don't see what's in it for the receiving person.
