Larry Birkhead cheers when DNA testing proves he (and not lawyer Howard K. Stern) sired Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

By enthusiastically smooching Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty at a New Delhi AIDS-awareness event, Richard Gere earns an arrest warrant.

The Walt Disney Company starts offering Fairy Tale Weddings for gay couples at its resorts and on its cruise ships.

Paris Hilton is the subject of sculptor Daniel Edwards's Paris Hilton Autopsy, cautioning teens against underage drinking.

Belgian's Rubbel Sexy Lager, whose label features a model wearing a rub-off bikini, is banned from U.K. shelves.

Dustin "Screech" Diamond, of Saved by the Bell fame, earns scathing reviews for his performance in the porn flick Screeched.

Worried that the vibrator Love Bug 2 "will disrupt army radio frequencies," the device's ad reads, "Not for use in Cyprus."

Hugging her skydiving instructor after a jump lands Pakistan tourism minister Nilofar Bakhtiar in a world of trouble with Islamic clerics -- so much so that she resigns.

Citing a technicality, city officials take down a racy billboard for a Chicago law firm's divorce services.

Idaho Republican senator Larry Craig, outspoken opponent of homosexual rights, is busted for sending suspicious stall signals in a Minneapolis airport men's room.

Lab results finger Eddie Murphy, new fiancé of Tracey Edmonds, as the dad of Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown's daughter.

When Hugh Hefner donates money to animal shelters in the Florida Keys, the shelters' director dubs her handsomest cat Hef, then has him neutered.