Vulva La France

Written in 1930 and banned for years in the United States, Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer was the contraband de jour for decades. You had to go to Paris to smuggle this description of the ultimate cunt:

"Llona now, she had a cunt.... She used candles, Roman candles, and door knobs. Not a prick in the land big enough for her -- not one. Men went inside her and curled up. She wanted extension pricks, self-exploding rockets, hot boiling oil made of wax and creosote. She would cut off your prick and keep it inside her forever, if you gave her permission. One cunt out of a million, Llona."