We chanced upon our September Playmate II, Granny, crossing the quad at ol' Hit & Miss, a school with the largest student body in the conference. "Large bodies turn me on," says Granny, "if everything else is in proportion." And how does she like matriculation? "Whatever gets you through the night," she blushes. "They don't call 'em Evereadies for nothing." Granny has decided on a physical-education major because she's always been an athletic supporter. "My two favorite sports," Miss September II confides to us, "are Joe Namath and Secretariat--and not necessarily in that order." What does she like about college? "The student union," Granny cackled, "wherever it takes place." That's Granny, folks.
Playmate Data Sheet
Name: granny
Bust: Big Once
Waist: Yes
Hips: Let 'em rip!
Height: Belt Buckle
Weight: never!
Sign: Motel
Birth Date: none of your Beeswax!
Birthplace: Eager Braver, Wyoming
Turn-Ons: Books, Chairs, the birds and the Bees, erasers, telephones, pencil sharpeners, laundry Bags, soap flakes, Ferris wheels, bulldozers, pocket lint, fingernail clippers, glad wrap, goldfish, thumbtacks, Tupperware
Turn-Offs: Stuck zippers, clean old men
Favorite Actor: John C. "Johnny Wadd" Holmes
Favorite Foods: Pickles, bananas, cucumbers,
Favorite Drink: geritol and tonic
Favorite Expression: Come and get it!
Describe Your Ideal Man (age, occupation, character, etc.): 54, publisher, pipe smoker, sleeps in a Round bed, Rich
Describe Your Ideal Evening: If it's not with hef, I'd like to be gang-tackled by the Oilers and the Rams
Secret Dream: Short-arm inspect the Seventh Fleet
Why Do You Want to be a Playmate? Share myself with the World
