The Surgeon
January, 1988
"You have done extraordinarily well," Robert Sandy said, seating himself behind the desk. "It's altogether a splendid recovery. I don't think there's any need for you to come and see me anymore."
The patient finished putting on his clothes and said to the surgeon, "May I speak to you, please, for another moment?"
"Of course you may," Robert Sandy said. "Take a seat."
The man sat down opposite the surgeon and leaned forward, placing his hands, palms downward, on the top of the desk. "I suppose you still refuse to take a fee?" he said.
"I've never taken one yet and I don't propose to change my ways athis time of life," Robert Sandy told him pleasantly. "I work entirely for the National Health Service, and they pay me a very fair salary."
Robert Sandy, M.A., M.Ch., F.R.C.S., had been at The Radcliffe Infirmary in Oxford for 18 years, and he was now 52 years old, with a wife and three grown-up children. Unlike many of his colleagues, he did not hanker after fame and riches. He was basically a simple man, devoted to his profession.
It was not seven weeks since his patient, a university undergraduate, had been rushed into casualty by ambulance after a nasty automobile accident in the Banbury Road, near the hospital. He was suffering from massive abdominal injuries and he had lost consciousness. When the call came through from casualty for an emergency surgeon, Robert Sandy was up in his office having a cup of tea after a fairly arduous morning's work, which had included a gall bladder, a prostate and a total colostomy; but for some reason, he happened to be the only general surgeon available at the moment. He took one more sip of his tea, then walked straight back into the operating theater and started scrubbing up all over again.
After three and a half hours on the operating table, the patient was still alive and Robert Sandy had done everything he could to save his life. The next day, to the surgeon's considerable surprise, the man was showing signs that he was going to survive. In addition, his mind was lucid and he was speaking coherently. It was only then, on the morning after the operation, that Robert Sandy began to realize that he had an important person on his hands. Three dignified gentlemen from the Saudi Arabian embassy, including the ambassador himself, came into the hospital, and the first thing they wanted was to call in all manner of celebrated surgeons from Harley Street to advise on the case. The patient, with bottles suspended all round his bed and tubes running into many parts of his body, shook his head and murmured something in Arabic to the ambassador.
"He says he wants only you to look after him," the ambassador said to Robert Sandy.
"You are very welcome to call in anyone else you choose for consultation," Robert Sandy said.
"Not if he doesn't want us to," the ambassador said. "He says you have saved his life and he has absolute faith in you. We must respect his wishes."
The ambassador then told Robert Sandy that his patient was none other than a prince of royal blood. In other words, he was one of the many sons of the present king of Saudi Arabia.
A few days later, when the prince was off the danger list, the embassy tried once again to persuade him to make a change. It wanted him to be moved to a far more luxurious hospital that catered only to private patients, but the prince would have none of it. "I stay here," he said, "with the surgeon who saved my life."
Robert Sandy was touched by the confidence his patient was putting in him, and throughout the long weeks of recovery, he did his best to ensure that this confidence was not misplaced.
And now, in the consulting room, the prince was saying, "I do wish you would allow me to pay you for all you have done, Mr. Sandy." The young man had spent three years at Oxford, and he knew very well that in England, a surgeon was always addressed as mister and not doctor. "Please let me pay you, Mr. Sandy," he said.
Robert Sandy shook his head. "I'm sorry," he answered, "but I still have to say no. It's just a personal rule of mine and I won't break it."
"But dash it all, you saved my life," the prince said, tapping the palms of his hands on the desk.
"I did no more than any other competent surgeon would have done," Robert Sandy said.
The prince took his hands off the desk and clasped them on his lap. "All right, Mr. Sandy, even though you refuse a fee, there is surely no reason why my father should not give you a small present to show his gratitude."
Robert Sandy shrugged his shoulders. Grateful patients quite often gave him a case of whisky or a dozen bottles of wine, and he accepted these things gracefully. He never expected them, but he was awfully pleased when they arrived. It was a nice way of saying thank you.
The prince took from his jacket pocket a small pouch made of black velvet and pushed it across the desk. "My father," he said, "has asked me to tell you how enormously indebted he is to you for what you have done. He told me that whether you took a fee or not, I was to make sure you accepted this little gift."
Robert Sandy looked suspiciously at the black pouch, but he made no move to take it.
"My father," the prince went on, "said also to tell you that in his eyes, my life is without price and that nothing on earth can repay you adequately for having saved it. This is simply a—what shall we call it?—a present for your next birthday. A small birthday present."
"He shouldn't give me anything," Robert Sandy said.
"Look at it, please," the prince said.
Rather gingerly, the surgeon picked up the pouch and loosened the silk thread at the opening. When he tipped it upside down, there was a flash of brilliant light as something ice-white dropped onto the plain wooden desktop. The stone was about the size of a cashew nut or a bit larger, perhaps three quarters of an inch long from end to end, and it was pearshaped, with a very sharp point at the narrow end. Its many facets glimmered and sparkled in the most wonderful way.
"Good gracious me," Robert Sandy said, looking at it but not yet touching it. "what is it?"
"It's a diamond," the prince said. "Pure white. It's not especially large, but the color is good."
"I really can't accept a present like this," Robert Sandy said. "It wouldn't be right. It must be quite valuable."
The prince smiled at him. "I must tell you something, Mr. Sandy," he said. "Nobody refuses a gift from the king. It would be a terrible insult. It has never been done."
Robert Sandy looked back at the prince. "Oh, dear," he said. "You are making it awkward for me, aren't you?"
"It is not awkward at all," the prince said. "Just take it."
"You could give it to the hospital."
"We have already made a donation to the hospital," the prince said. "Please take it, not just for my father but for me as well."
"You are very kind," Robert Sandy said. "All right, then. But I feel quite embarrassed." He picked up the diamond and placed it in the palm of one hand. "There's never been a diamond in our family before," he said. "Gosh, it is beautiful, isn't it? You must please convey my thanks to His Majesty and tell him I shall always treasure it."
"You don't actually have to hang on to it," the prince said. "My father would not be in the least offended if you were to sell it. Who knows, one day you might need a little pocket money."
"I don't think I shall sell it," Robert Sandy said. "It is too lovely. Perhaps I shall have it made into a pendant for my wife."
"What a nice idea," the prince said, getting up from his chair. "And please remember what I told you before. You and your wife are invited to my country at any time. My father would be happy to welcome you both."
"That's very good of him," Robert Sandy said. "I won't forget."
When the prince had gone, Robert Sandy picked up the diamond again and examined it with total fascination. It was dazzling in its beauty, and as he moved it gently from side to side in his palm, one facet after another caught the light from the window and flashed brilliantly with blue and pink and gold. He glanced at his watch. It was ten minutes past three. An idea had come to him. He picked up the telephone and asked his secretary if there was anything else urgent for him to do that afternoon. If there wasn't, he told her, he (continued on page 209)The Surgeon(continued from page 76) thought he might leave early.
"There's nothing that can't wait until Monday," the secretary said, sensing that for once this most hard-working of men had some special reason for wanting to go.
"I've got a few things of my own I'd very much like to do."
"Off you go, Mr. Sandy," she said. "Try to get some rest over the weekend. I'll see you on Monday."
In the hospital car park, Robert Sandy unchained his bicycle and mounted it and rode out onto the Woodstock Road. He still bicycled to work every day unless the weather was foul. It kept him in shape, and it also meant his wife could have the car. There was nothing odd about that. Half the population of Oxford rode on bicycles. He turned right on the Woodstock Road and headed for The High. The only good jeweler in town had his shop on The High, halfway up on the right, and he was called H. F. Gold. It said so above the window, and most people knew that H stood for Harry. Harry Gold had been there a long time, but Robert had been inside only once, years ago, to buy a small bracelet for his daughter as a confirmation present.
He parked his bike against the curb outside the shop and went in. A woman behind the counter asked if she could help him.
"Is Mr. Gold in?" Robert Sandy said.
"Yes, he is."
"I would like to see him privately for a few moments, if I may. My name is Sandy."
"Just a minute, please." The woman disappeared through a door at the back, but in 30 seconds she returned and said, "Will you come this way, please."
Robert Sandy walked into a large, untidy office in which a small oldish man was seated behind a partner's desk. He wore a gray goatee and steel spectacles, and he stood up as Robert approached him.
"Mr. Gold, my name is Robert Sandy. I am a surgeon at The Radcliffe. I wonder if you can help me."
"I'll do my best, Mr. Sandy. Please sit down."
"Well, it's an odd story," Robert Sandy said. "I recently operated on one of the Saudi princes. He's in his third year at Magdalen and he'd been involved in a nasty car accident. Now he has given me, or rather, his father has given me a fairly wonderful-looking diamond."
"Good gracious me," Mr. Gold said. "How very exciting."
"I didn't want to accept it, but I'm afraid it was more or less forced on me."
"And you would like me to look at it?"
"Yes, I would. You see, I haven't the faintest idea whether it's worth five hundred pounds or five thousand, and it's only sensible that I should know roughly what the value is."
"Of course you should," Harry Gold said. "I'll be glad to help you. Doctors at The Radcliffe have helped me a great deal over the years."
Robert Sandy took the black pouch out of his pocket and placed it on the desk. Harry Gold opened the pouch and tipped the diamond into his hand. As the stone fell into his palm, there was a moment when the old man appeared to freeze. His whole body became motionless as he sat there staring at the brilliant shining thing that lay before him. Slowly, he stood up. He walked over to the window and held the stone so that daylight fell upon it. He turned it over with one finger. He didn't say a word. His expression never changed. Still holding the diamond, he returned to his desk, and from a drawer he took out a single sheet of clean white paper. He made a loose fold in the paper and placed the diamond in the fold. Then he returned to the window and stood there for a full minute, studying the diamond that lay on the paper.
"I am looking at the color," he said at last. "That's the first thing to do. One always does that against a fold of white paper and preferably in a north light."
"Is that a north light?"
"Yes, it is. This stone is a wonderful color, Mr. Sandy. As fine a D color as I've seen. In the trade, the very best-quality white is called a D color. In some places, it's called river. A layman would call it blue-white."
"It doesn't look very blue to me," Robert Sandy said.
"The purest whites always contain a trace of blue," Harry Gold said. "That's why in the old days, they always put a blue bag in the washing water. It made the clothes whiter."
"Ah, yes, of course."
Harry Gold went back to his desk and took out from another drawer a sort of hooded magnifying glass. "This is a ten-times loupe," he said, holding it up.
"What did you call it?"
"A loupe. It is simply a jeweler's magnifier. With this, I can examine the stone for imperfections."
Back again at the window, Harry Gold began a minute examination of the diamond through the ten-times loupe, holding the paper with the stone on it in one hand and the loupe in the other. This process took maybe four minutes. Robert Sandy watched him and kept quiet.
"So far as I can see," Harry Gold said, "it is completely flawless. It really is a most lovely stone. The quality is superb and the cutting is very fine, though definitely not modern."
"Approximately how many facets would there be on a diamond like that?" Robert Sandy asked.
"Fifty-eight."
"You mean you know exactly?"
"Yes, I know exactly."
"Good Lord. And what, roughly, would you say it is worth?"
"A diamond like this," Harry Gold said, taking it from the paper and placing it in his palm, "a D-color stone of this size and clarity would command on inquiry a trade price of between twenty-five and thirty thousand dollars a carat. In the shops, it would cost you double that. Up to sixty thousand dollars a carat in the retail market."
"Great Scott!" Robert Sandy cried, jumping up. The little jeweler's words seemed to have lifted him clean out of his seat. He stood there, stunned.
"And now," Harry Gold was saying, "we must find out precisely how many carats it weighs." He crossed over to a shelf on which there stood a small metal apparatus. "This is simply an electronic scale," he said. He slid back a glass door and placed the diamond inside. He twiddled a couple of knobs, then read off the figures on a dial. "It weighs fifteen point two seven carats," he said. "And that, in case it interests you, makes it worth about half a million dollars in the trade and more than one million dollars if you bought it in a shop."
"You are making me nervous," Robert Sandy said, laughing nervously.
"If I owned it," Harry Gold said, "it would make me very nervous. Sit down again, Mr. Sandy, so you don't faint."
Robert Sandy sat down.
Harry Gold took his time settling himself into his chair behind the big partner's desk. "This is quite an occasion, Mr. Sandy," he said. "I don't often have the pleasure of giving someone quite such a startlingly wonderful shock as this. I think I'm enjoying it more than you are."
"I am too shocked to be really enjoying it yet," Robert Sandy said. "Give me a moment or two to recover."
"Mind you," Harry Gold said, "one wouldn't expect much less from the king of the Saudis. Did you save the young prince's life?"
"I suppose I did, yes."
"Then that explains it." Harry Gold had put the diamond back onto the fold of white paper on his desk, and he sat there looking at it with the eyes of a man who loved what he saw. "My guess is that this stone came from the treasure chest of old King ibn-Saud of Arabia. If that is the case, then it will be totally unknown in the trade, which makes it even more desirable. Are you going to sell it?"
"Oh, gosh, I don't know what I am going to do with it," Robert Sandy said. "It's all so sudden and confusing."
"May I give you some advice?"
"Please do."
"If you are going to sell it, you should take it to auction. An unseen stone like this would attract a lot of interest, and the wealthy private buyers would be sure to come in and bid against the trade. And if you were able to reveal its provenance as well, telling them that it came directly from the Saudi royal family, then the price would go through the roof."
"You have been more than kind to me," Robert Sandy said. "When I do decide to sell it, I shall come first of all to you for advice. But tell me, does a diamond really cost twice as much in the shops as it does in the trade?"
"I shouldn't be telling you this," Harry Gold said, "but I'm afraid it does."
"So if you buy one in Bond Street or anywhere else like that, you are actually paying twice its intrinsic worth?"
"That's more or less right. A lot of young ladies have received nasty shocks when they've tried to resell jewelry that has been given to them by gentlemen."
"So diamonds are not a girl's best friend?"
"They are still very friendly things to have," Harry Gold said, "as you have just found out. But they are not generally a good investment for the amateur."
Outside in The High, Robert Sandy mounted his bicycle and headed for home. He was feeling lightheaded. It was as though he had just finished a whole bottle of good wine all by himself. Here he was, solid old Robert Sandy, sedate and sensible, cycling through the streets of Oxford with more than a million dollars in the pocket of his old tweed jacket! It was madness. But it was true.
He arrived back at his house in Acacia Road at about half past four and parked his bike in the garage alongside the car. Suddenly, he found himself running along the little concrete path that led to the front door. "Now, stop that!" he said aloud, pulling up short. "Calm down. You've got to make this really good for Betty. Unfold it slowly." But, oh, he simply could not wait to give the news to his lovely wife and watch her face as he told her the whole story of his afternoon. He found her in the kitchen, packing some homemade jam into a basket.
"Robert!" she cried, delighted as always to see him. "You're home early! How nice!"
He kissed her and said, "I am a bit early, aren't I?"
"You haven't forgotten we're going to the Renshaws' for the weekend? We have to leave fairly soon."
"I had forgotten," he said. "Or maybe I hadn't. Perhaps that's why I'm home early."
"I thought I'd take Margaret some jam."
"Good," he said. "Very good. You take her some jam. That's a very good idea to take Margaret some jam."
There was something in the way he was acting that made her swing round and stare at him. "Robert," she said, "what's happened? There's something the matter."
"Pour us each a drink," he said. "I've got a bit of news for you."
"Oh, darling, it's not something awful, is it?"
"No," he said. "It's something funny. I think you'll like it."
"You've been made head of surgery?"
"It's funnier than that," he said. "Go on, make a good stiff drink for each of us and sit down and I'll tell you."
"It's a bit early for drinks," she said, but she got the ice tray from the fridge and started making his whisky and soda. While she was doing this, she kept glancing up at him nervously. She said, "I don't think I've ever seen you quite like this before. You are wildly excited about something and you are pretending to be very calm. You're all red in the face. Are you sure it's good news?"
"I think it is," he said, "but I'll let you judge that for yourself." He sat down at the kitchen table and watched her as she put the glass of whisky in front of him.
"All right," she said. "Come on. Let's have it."
"Get a drink for yourself first," he said.
"My goodness, what is this?" she said, but she poured some gin into a glass and was reaching for the ice tray when he said, "More than that. Give yourself a good, stiff one."
"Now I am worried," she said, but she did as she was told and then filled the glass up with tonic and ice. "Now, then," she said, sitting down beside him at the table. "Get it off your chest."
Robert began telling his story. He started with the prince in the consulting room and he spun it out long and well, so that it took a good ten minutes before he came to the diamond.
"It must be quite a whopper," she said, "to make you go all red in the face and funny-looking."
He reached into his pocket and took out the little black pouch and put it on the table. "There it is," he said. "What do you think?"
She loosened the silk cord and tipped the stone into her hand. "Oh, my God!" she cried. "It's absolutely stunning!"
"It is, isn't it?"
"It's amazing."
"I haven't told you the whole story yet," he said, and while his wife rolled the diamond from the palm of one hand to the other, he went on to tell her about his visit to Harry Gold in The High. When he came to the point where the jeweler began to talk about value, he stopped and said, "So what do you think he said it was worth?"
"Something pretty big," she said. "It's bound to be. I mean, just look at it!"
"Go on, then, make a guess. How much?"
"Ten thousand pounds," she said. "I really don't have any idea."
"Try again."
"You mean it's more?"
"Yes, it's quite a lot more."
"Twenty thousand pounds!"
"Would you be thrilled if it was worth as much as that?"
"Of course I would, darling. Is it really worth twenty thousand pounds?"
"Yes," he said. "And the rest."
"Now, don't be a beast, Robert. Just tell me what Mr. Gold said."
"Take another drink of gin."
She did so, then put down the glass, looking at him and waiting.
"It is worth at least half a million dollars and very probably over a million."
"You're joking!" Her words came out in a kind of gasp.
"It's known as a pear-shape," he said. "And where it comes to a point at this end, it's as sharp as a needle."
"I'm completely stunned," she said, still gasping.
"You wouldn't have thought half a million, would you?"
"I've never in my life had to think in those sorts of figures," she said. She stood up and went over to him and gave him a huge hug and a kiss. "You really are the most wonderful and stupendous man in the world!" she cried.
"I was totally bowled over," he said. "I still am."
"Oh, Robert!" she cried, gazing at him with eyes bright as two stars. "Do you realize what this means? It means we can get Diana and her husband out of that horrid little flat and buy them a small house!"
"By golly, you're right!"
"And we can buy a decent flat for John and give him a better allowance all the way through medical school! And Ben ... Ben won't have to go on a motorbike to work all through the freezing winters. We can get him something better. And ... and ... and...."
"And what?" he asked her, smiling at her.
"And you and I can take a really good holiday for once and go wherever we please! We can go to Egypt and Turkey and you can visit Baalbek and all the other places you've been longing to go to for years and years!" She was quite breathless with the vista of small pleasures that were unfolding in her dreams. "And you can start collecting some really nice pieces for once in your life, as well!"
Ever since he had been a student, Robert Sandy's passion had been the history of the Mediterranean countries—Italy, Greece, Turkey, Syria and Egypt—and he had made himself into something of an expert on the ancient worlds of these various civilizations. He had done it by reading and studying and by visiting, when he had the time, the British Museum and the Ashmolean. But with three children to educate and with a job that paid only a reasonable salary, he had never been able to indulge this passion as he would have liked. He wanted above all to visit some of the grand remote regions of Asia Minor and also the now below-ground city of Babylon in Iraq, and he would love to see the Arch of Ctesiphon and the Sphinx at Memphis and a hundred other things and places, but neither the time nor the money had ever been available. Even so, the long coffee table in the living room was covered with small objects and fragments that he had managed to pick up cheaply here and there throughout his life. There was a mysterious pale-alabaster ushabti from Upper Egypt, which he knew was from about 1000 B.C. There was a bronze bowl from Lydia with an engraving on it of a horse, and an early Byzantine twisted-silver necklace, and a section of a wooden painted mask from an Egyptian sarcophagus, and a Roman redware bowl, and a small black Etruscan dish and perhaps 50 other fragile and interesting little pieces. None was particularly valuable, but Robert Sandy loved them all.
"Wouldn't that be marvelous?" his wife was saying. "Where shall we go first?"
"Turkey," he said.
"Listen," she said, pointing to the diamond that lay sparkling on the kitchen table, "you'd better put your fortune away somewhere safe before you lose it."
"Today is Friday," he said. "When do we get back from the Renshaws'?"
"Sunday night."
"And what are we going to do with our million-dollar rock meanwhile? Take it with us in my pocket?"
"No," she said. "That would be silly. You really cannot walk around with a million dollars in your pocket for a whole weekend. It's got to go straight into a safe-deposit box at the bank. We should do it now."
"It's Friday night, my darling. All the banks are closed till next Monday."
"So they are," she said. "Well, then, we'd better hide it somewhere in the house."
"The house will be empty till we come back," he said. "I don't think that's a very good idea."
"It's better than carrying it around in your pocket or in my handbag."
"I'm not leaving it in the house. An empty house is liable to be burgled."
"Come on, darling," she said, "surely we can think of a place where no one could possibly find it."
"In the teapot," he said.
"Or bury it in the sugar basin," she said.
"Or put it in the bowl of one of my pipes in the pipe rack," he said. "With some tobacco over it."
"Or under the soil of the azalea plant," she said.
"Hey, that's not bad, Betty. That's the best so far."
They sat at the kitchen table with the shining stone lying there between them, wondering very seriously what to do with it for the next two days while they were away.
"I still think it's best if I take it with me," he said.
"I don't, Robert. You'll be feeling in your pocket every five minutes to make sure it's still there. You won't relax for one moment."
"I suppose you're right," he said. "Very well, then. Shall we bury it under the soil of the azalea plant in the sitting room? No one's going to look there."
"It's not one hundred percent safe," she said. "Someone could knock the pot over and the soil would spill out on the floor and—presto!—there's a sparkling diamond lying there."
"It's a thousand to one against that," he said. "It's a thousand to one against the house being broken into, anyway."
"No, it's not," she said. "Houses are being burgled every day. It's not worth chancing it. But, look, darling, I'm not going to let this thing become a nuisance to you, or a worry.
"I agree with that," he said.
They sipped their drinks for a while in silence.
"I've got it!" she cried, leaping up from her chair. "I've thought of a marvelous place!"
"Where?"
"In here!" she cried, picking up the ice tray and pointing to one of the empty compartments. "We'll just drop it in here and fill it with water and put it back in the fridge. In an hour or two, it'll be hidden inside a solid block of ice, and even if you looked, you wouldn't be able to see it."
Robert Sandy stared at the ice tray. "It's fantastic!" he said. "You're a genius! Let's do it right away!"
"Shall we really do it?"
"Of course. It's a terrific idea."
She picked up the diamond and placed it in one of the little empty compartments. She went to the sink and carefully filled the whole tray with water. She opened the door of the freezer section of the fridge and slid the tray in. "It's the top tray on the left," she said. "We'd better remember that. And it'll be in the block of ice farthest away on the right-hand side of the tray."
"The top tray on the left," he said. "Got it. I feel better now that it's tucked safely away."
"Finish your drink, darling," she said. "Then we must be off. I've packed your case for you. And we'll try not to think about our million dollars anymore until we come back."
"Do we talk about it to other people?" he asked her. "Like the Renshaws or anyone else who might be there?"
"I wouldn't," she said. "It's such an incredible story it would soon spread around all over the place. Next thing you know, it would be in the papers."
"I don't think the king of the Saudis would like that," he said.
"Nor do I. So let's say nothing at the moment."
"I agree," he said. "I would hate any kind of publicity."
"You'll be able to get yourself a new car," she said, laughing.
"So I will. I'll get one for you, too. What kind would you like, darling?"
"I'll think about it," she said.
Soon after that, the two of them drove off to the Renshaws' for the weekend. It wasn't far, just beyond Whitney, some 30 minutes from their own house. Charley Renshaw was a consultant physician at the hospital, and the families had known each other for many years. The weekend was pleasant and uneventful, and on Sunday evening Robert and Betty Sandy drove home, arriving at the house in Acacia Road at about seven p.m. Robert took the two small suitcases from the car and they walked up the path together. He unlocked the front door and held it open for his wife.
"I'll make some scrambled eggs," she said, "and crispy bacon. Would you like a drink first, darling?"
"Why not?" he said.
He closed the door and was about to carry the suitcases upstairs when he heard a piercing scream from the living room. "Oh, no!" she was crying. "No! No! No!"
Robert dropped the suitcases and rushed in after her. She was standing there pressing her hands to her cheeks, and already tears were streaming down her face.
The scene in the living room was one of utter desolation. The curtains were drawn, and they seemed to be the only things that remained intact in the room. Everything else had been smashed to smithereens. All Robert Sandy's precious little objects from the coffee table had been picked up and flung against the walls and were lying in tiny pieces on the carpet. A glass cabinet had been tipped over. A chest of drawers had had its four drawers pulled out, and the contents—photograph albums, games of Scrabble and Monopoly and a chessboard and chessmen and many other family things—had been flung across the room. Every single book had been pulled out of the big floor-to-ceiling bookshelves against the far wall, and piles of them were now lying open and mutilated all over the place. The glass on each of the four water colors had been smashed and the oil painting of their three children, painted when they were young, had had its canvas slashed many times with a knife. The armchairs and the sofa had also been slashed so that the stuffing was bulging out. Virtually everything in the room except the curtains and the carpet had been destroyed.
"Oh, Robert," she cried, falling into his arms, "I don't think I can stand this."
He didn't say anything. He felt physically sick.
"Stay there," he said. "I'm going to look upstairs." He ran out and took the steps two at a time and went first to their bedroom. It was the same in there. The drawers had been pulled out and the shirts and blouses and underclothes were now scattered everywhere. The bedclothes had been stripped from the double bed, and even the mattress had been tipped off the bed and slashed many times with a knife. The cupboards were open, and every dress and every suit and every pair of trousers and every jacket and every skirt had been ripped from its hanger. He didn't look in the other bedrooms. He ran downstairs and put an arm around his wife's shoulders, and together they picked their way through the debris of the living room, toward the kitchen. There they stopped.
The mess in the kitchen was indescribable. Almost every single container of any sort in the entire room had been emptied onto the floor and then smashed to pieces. The place was a wasteland of broken jars and bottles and food of every kind. All Betty's homemade jams and pickles and bottled fruits had been swept from the long shelf and lay shattered on the ground. The same had happened to the stuff in the store cupboard—the mayonnaise, the catsup, the vinegar, the olive oil, the vegetable oil and all the rest. There were two other long shelves on the far wall, and on these had stood about 20 lovely large glass jars with big ground-glass stoppers in which were kept rice and flour and brown sugar and bran and oatmeal and all sorts of other things. Every jar now lay on the floor in many pieces, with the contents spewed around. The refrigerator door was open, and the things that had been inside—the leftover foods, the milk, the eggs, the butter, the yogurt, the tomatoes, the lettuce— all of them had been pulled out and splashed onto the pretty tiled kitchen floor. The inner drawers of the fridge had been thrown into the mass of slush and trampled on. The plastic ice trays had been yanked out, and each had been broken in two and thrown away. Even the plastic-coated shelves had been ripped out of the fridge and bent double and thrown down with the rest. All the bottles of drink—the whisky, gin, vodka, sherry, vermouth, as well as half a dozen cans of beer—were standing on the table, empty. The bottles of drink and the beer cans seemed to be the only things in the entire house that had not been smashed. Practically the whole floor lay under a thick layer of mush and goo. It was as if a gang of mad children had been told to see how much mess they could make and had succeeded brilliantly.
Robert and Betty Sandy stood on the edge of it all, speechless with horror. At last Robert said, "I imagine our lovely diamond is somewhere underneath all that."
"I don't give a damn about our diamond," Betty said. "I'd like to kill the people who did this."
"So would I," Robert said. "I've got to call the police." He went back into the living room and picked up the telephone. By some miracle, it still worked.
The first squad car arrived in a few minutes. It was followed over the next half hour by a police inspector, a couple of plainclothesmen, a fingerprint expert and a photographer.
The inspector had a black mustache and a short, muscular body. "These are not professional thieves," he told Robert Sandy after he had taken a look round. "They weren't even amateur thieves. They were simply hooligans off the street. Riffraff. Yobbos. Probably three of them. People like this scout around looking for an empty house, and when they find it they break in and the first thing they do is to hunt out the booze. Did you have much alcohol on the premises?"
"The usual stuff," Robert said. "Whisky, gin, vodka, sherry and a few cans of beer."
"They'll have drunk the lot," the inspector said. "Lads like these have only two things in mind, drink and destruction. They collect all the booze on a table and sit down and drink themselves raving mad. Then they go on the rampage."
"You mean they didn't come in here to steal?" Robert asked.
"I doubt if they've stolen anything at all;" the inspector said. "If they'd been thieves, they would at least have taken your TV set. Instead, they smashed it up."
"But why do they do this?"
"You'd better ask their parents," the inspector said. "They're rubbish; that's all they are, just rubbish. People aren't brought up right anymore."
Then Robert told the inspector about the diamond. He gave him all the details from the beginning to end, because he realized that from the police point of view, it was likely to be the most important part of the whole business.
"Half a million!" cried the inspector. "Jesus Christ!"
"Probably double that," Robert said.
"Then that's the first thing we look for," the inspector said.
"I personally do not propose to go down on my hands and knees grubbing around in that pile of slush," Robert said. "I don't feel like it at this moment."
"Leave it to us," the inspector said. "We'll find it. That was a clever place to hide it."
"My wife thought of it. But tell me, inspector, if by some remote chance they had found it...."
"Impossible," the inspector said. "How could they?"
"They might have seen it lying on the floor after the ice had melted," Robert said. "I agree it's unlikely. But if they had spotted it, would they have taken it?"
"I think they would," the inspector said. "No one can resist a diamond. It has a sort of magnetism about it. Yes, if one of them had seen it on the floor, I think he would have slipped it into his pocket. But don't worry about it, sir. It'll turn up."
"I'm not worrying about it," Robert said. "Right now, I'm worrying about my wife and about our house. My wife spent years trying to make this place into a good home."
"Now, look, sir," the inspector said, "the thing for you to do tonight is to take your wife off to a hotel and get some rest. Come back tomorrow, both of you, and we'll start sorting things out. There'll be someone here all the time looking after the house."
"I have to operate at the hospital first thing in the morning," Robert said. "But I expect my wife will try to come along."
"Good," the inspector said. "It's a nasty, upsetting business having your house ripped apart like this. It's a big shock. I've seen it many times. It hits you very hard."
Robert and Betty Sandy stayed the night at the Randolph Hotel in Oxford, and by eight o'clock the following morning, Robert was in the operating theater at the hospital, beginning to work his way through his morning list.
Shortly after noon, Robert had finished his last operation, a straightforward non-malignant prostate on an elderly male. He removed his rubber gloves and mask and went next door to the small surgeons' rest room for a cup of coffee. But before he got his coffee, he picked up the telephone and called his wife.
"How are you, darling?" he said.
"Oh, Robert, it's so awful," she said. "I just don't know where to begin."
"Have you called the insurance company?"
"Yes, they're coming any moment to help me make a list."
"Good," he said. "And have the police found our diamond?"
"I'm afraid not," she said. "They've been through every bit of that slush in the kitchen and they swear it's not there."
"Then where can it have gone? Do you think the vandals found it?"
"I suppose they must have," she said. "When they broke those ice trays, all the ice cubes would have fallen out. They fall out when you just bend the tray. They're meant to."
"They still wouldn't have spotted it in the ice," Robert said.
"They would when the ice melted," she said. "Those men must have been in the house for hours. Plenty of time for it to melt."
"I suppose you're right."
"It would stick out a mile, lying there on the floor," she said, "the way it shines."
"Oh, dear," Robert said.
"If we never get it back, we won't miss it much, anyway, darling," she said. "We only had it a few hours."
"I agree," he said. "Do the police have any leads on who the vandals were?"
"Not a clue," she said. "They found lots of fingerprints, but they don't seem to belong to any known criminals."
"They wouldn't," he said, "not if they were hooligans off the street."
"That's what the inspector said."
"Look, darling," he said, "I've just about finished here for the morning. I'm going to grab a coffee, then I'll come home to give you a hand."
"Good," she said. "I need you, Robert. I need you badly."
"Just give me five minutes to rest my feet," he said. "I feel exhausted."
In number-two operating theater, not ten yards away, another senior surgeon called Brian Goff was also nearly finished for the morning. He was on his last patient, a young man who had a piece of bone lodged somewhere in his small intestine. Goff was being assisted by a rather jolly young registrar named William Haddock, and between them they had opened the patient's abdomen and Goff was lifting out a section of the small intestine and feeling along it with his fingers. It was routine stuff, and there was a good deal of conversation going on in the room.
"Did I ever tell you about the man who had lots of little live fish in his bladder?" William Haddock was saying.
"I don't think you did," Goff said.
"When we were students at Barts," William Haddock said, "we were being taught by a particularly unpleasant professor of urology. One day, this twit was going to demonstrate how to examine the bladder, using a cystoscope. The patient was an old man suspected of having stones. Well, now, in one of the hospital waiting rooms, there was an aquarium that was full of those tiny little fish— neons, they're called; brilliant colors—and one of the students sucked up about twenty of them into a syringe and managed to inject them into the patient's bladder when he was under his premed, before he was taken up to the theater for his cystoscopy."
"That's disgusting!" the theater sister cried. "You can stop right there, Mr. Haddock!"
Brian Goff smiled behind his mask and said, "What happened next?" As he spoke, he had about three feet of the patient's small intestine lying on the green sterile sheet, and he was still feeling along it with his fingers.
"When the professor got the cystoscope into the bladder and put his eye to it," William Haddock said, "he started jumping up and down and shouting with excitement.
"'What is it, sir?' the guilty student asked him. 'What do you see?'
"'It's fish!' cried the professor. 'There's hundreds of little fish! They're swimming about!'"
"You made it up," the theater sister said. "It's not true."
"It most certainly is true," the registrar said. "I looked down the cystoscope myself and saw the fish. And they were actually swimming about."
"We might have expected a, fishy story from a man with a name like Haddock," Goff said. "Here we are," he added. "Here's this poor chap's trouble. You want to feel it?"
William Haddock took the pale-gray piece of intestine between his fingers and pressed. "Yes," he said. "Got it."
"And if you look just there," Goff said, instructing him, "you can see where the bit of bone has punctured the mucosa. It's already inflamed."
Brian Goff held the section of intestine in the palm of his left hand. The sister handed him a scalpel and he made a small incision. She gave him a pair of forceps and Goff probed down among all the slushy matter of the intestine until he found the offending object. He brought it out, held firmly in the forceps, and dropped it into the small stainless-steel bowl the sister was holding. The thing was covered in pale-brown gunge.
"That's it," Goff said. "You can finish this one for me now, can't you, William? I'm meant to be at a meeting downstairs fifteen minutes ago."
"You go ahead," William Haddock said. "I'll close him up."
The senior surgeon hurried out of the theater, and the registrar proceeded to sew up first the incision in the intestine, then the abdomen itself. The whole thing took no more than a few minutes.
"I'm finished," he said to the anesthetist.
The man nodded and removed the mask from the patient's face.
"Thank you, sister," William Haddock said. "See you tomorrow." As he moved away, he picked up from the sister's tray the stainless-steel bowl that contained the brown-gunge-covered object. "Ten to one it's a chicken bone," he said, and he carried it to the sink and began rinsing it under the tap.
"Good God, what's this?" he cried. "Come and look, sister!"
The sister came over to look. "It's a piece of costume jewelry," she said. "Probably part of a necklace. Now, how on earth did he come to swallow that?"
"He'd have passed it if it hadn't had such a sharp point," William Haddock said. "I think I'll give it to my girlfriend."
"You can't do that, Mr. Haddock," the sister said. "It belongs to the patient. Hang on a sec. Let me look at it again." She took the stone from William Haddock's gloved hand and carried it into the powerful light that hung over the operating table. The patient had now been lifted off the table and was being wheeled out into recovery next door, accompanied by the anesthetist.
"Come here, Mr. Haddock," the sister said, and there was an edge of excitement in her voice. William Haddock joined her under the light. "This is amazing," she went on. "Just look at the way it sparkles and shines. A bit of glass wouldn't do that."
"Maybe it's rock crystal," William Haddock said, "or topaz, one of those semiprecious stones."
"You know what I think?" the sister said. "I think it's a diamond."
"Don't be damn silly," William Haddock said.
A junior nurse was wheeling away the instrument trolley and a male theater assistant was helping clear up. Neither of them took any notice of the young surgeon and the sister. The sister was about 28 years old, and now that she had removed her mask, she appeared an extremely attractive young lady.
"It's easy enough to test it," William Haddock said. "See if it cuts glass."
Together they crossed over to the frosted-glass window of the operating room. The sister held the stone between finger and thumb and pressed the sharp pointed end against the glass and drew it downward. There was a fierce scraping crunch as the point bit into the glass and left a deep line two inches long.
"Jesus Christ!" William Haddock said. "It is a diamond!"
"If it is, it belongs to the patient," the sister said firmly.
"Maybe it does," William Haddock said, "but he was mighty glad to get rid of it. Hold on a moment. Where are his notes?" He hurried over to the side table and picked up a folder that said on it John Diggs. He opened the folder. In it there was an X ray of the patient's intestine, accompanied by the radiologist's report. John Diggs, the report said. Age 17. Address 123 Mayfield Road, Oxford. There is clearly a large obstruction of some sort in the upper small intestine. The patient has no recollection of swallowing anything unusual but says that he ate some fried chicken on Sunday evening. The object clearly has a sharp point that has pierced the mucosa of the intestine, and it could be a piece of bone....
"How could he swallow a thing like that without knowing it?" William Haddock said.
"It doesn't make sense," the sister said.
"There's no question it's a diamond after the way it cut the glass," William Haddock said. "Do you agree?"
"Absolutely," the sister said.
"And a bloody big one at that," Haddock said. "The question is, how good a diamond is it? How much is it worth?"
"We'd better send it to the lab right away," the sister said.
"To hell with the lab," Haddock said. "Let's have a bit of fun and do it ourselves."
"How?"
"We'll take it to Gold's, the jewelers in The High. They'll know. The damn thing must be worth a fortune. We're not going to steal it, but we're damn well going to find out about it. Are you game?"
"Do you know anyone at Gold's?" the sister said.
"No, but that doesn't matter. Do you have a car?"
"My Mini's in the car park."
"Right. Get changed. I'll meet you out there. It's about your lunchtime, anyway. I'll take the stone."
Twenty minutes later, at a quarter to one, the little Mini pulled up outside the jewelry shop of H. F. Gold and parked on the double yellow lines. "Who cares?" William Haddock said. "We won't be long." He and the sister went into the shop.
There were two customers inside, a young man and a girl. They were examining a tray of rings and were being served by the woman assistant. As soon as they came in, the assistant pressed a bell under the counter and Harry Gold emerged through the door at the back. "Yes?" he said to William Haddock and the sister. "Can I help you?"
"Would you mind telling us what this is worth?" William Haddock said, placing the stone on a piece of green cloth that lay on the counter.
Harry Gold stopped dead. He stared at the stone. Then he looked up at the young man and woman who stood before him. He was thinking very fast. Steady now, he told himself. Don't do anything silly. Act natural.
"Well, well," he said as casually as he could. "That looks to me like a very fine diamond, a very fine diamond, indeed. Would you mind waiting a moment while I weigh it and examine it carefully in my office? Then perhaps I'll be able to give you an accurate valuation. Do sit down, both of you."
Harry Gold scuttled back into his office with the diamond in his hand. Immediately, he took it to the electronic scale and weighed it. Fifteen point two seven carats. That was exactly the weight of Mr. Robert Sandy's stone! He had been certain it was the same one the moment he saw it. Who could mistake a diamond like that? And now the weight had proved it. His instinct was to call the police right away, but he was a cautious man who did not like making mistakes. Perhaps the doctor had already sold his diamond. Perhaps he had given it to his children. Who knows? Quickly he picked up the Oxford telephone book. He dialed The Radcliffe Infirmary's number and asked for Mr. Robert Sandy. He got Robert's secretary. He told her it was most urgent that he speak to Mr. Sandy this instant. The secretary said, "Hold on, please." She called the operating theater. Mr. Sandy had gone home half an hour ago, they told her. She took up the outside phone and relayed this information to Mr. Gold.
"What's his home number?" Mr. Gold asked her.
"Is this to do with a patient?"
"No!" cried Harry Gold. "It's to do with a robbery! For heaven's sake, woman, give me that number quickly!"
"Who is speaking, please?"
"Harry Gold! I'm the jeweler in The High! Don't waste time, I beg you!"
She gave him the number.
Harry Gold dialed again.
"Mr. Sandy?"
"Speaking."
"This is Harry Gold, Mr. Sandy, the jeweler. Have you by any chance lost your diamond?"
"Yes, I have."
"Two people have just brought it into my shop," Harry Gold whispered excitedly. "A man and a woman. Youngish. They're trying to get it valued. They're waiting out there now."
"Are you certain it's my stone?"
"Positive. I weighed it."
"Keep them there, Mr. Gold!" Robert Sandy cried. "Talk to them! Humor them! I'm calling the police!"
Robert Sandy called the police station. Within seconds, he was giving the news to the detective inspector who was in charge of the case. "Get there fast and you'll catch them both!" he said. "I'm on my way, too!"
"Come on, darling!" he shouted to his wife. "Jump in the car. I think they've found our diamond and the thieves are in Harry Gold's shop right now, trying to sell it!"
When Robert and Betty Sandy drove up to Harry Gold's shop nine minutes later, two police cars were already parked outside. "Come on, darling," Robert said. "Let's go in and see what's happening."
There was a good deal of activity inside the shop when Robert and Betty Sandy rushed in. Two policemen and two plain-clothes detectives, one of them the inspector, were surrounding a furious William Haddock and an even more furious theater sister. Both the young surgeon and the theater sister were handcuffed.
"You found it where?" the inspector was saying.
"Take these damn handcuffs off me!" the sister was shouting. "How dare you do this!"
"Tell us again where you found it," the inspector said, caustic.
"In someone's stomach!" William Haddock yelled back at him. "I've told you twice!"
"Don't give me that crap!" the inspector said.
"Good God, William!" Robert Sandy cried as he came in and saw who it was. "And Sister Wyman! What on earth are you two doing here?"
"They had the diamond," the inspector said. "They were trying to flog it. Do you know these people, Mr. Sandy?"
It didn't take very long for William Haddock to explain to Robert Sandy and, indeed, to the inspector exactly how and where the diamond had been found.
"Remove their handcuffs, for heaven's sake, inspector," Robert Sandy said. "They're telling the truth. The man you want—at least one of the men you want—is in the hospital right now, just coming round from his anesthetic. Isn't that right, William?"
"Correct," William Haddock said. "His name is John Diggs. He'll be in one of the surgical wards."
Harry Gold stepped forward. "Here's your diamond, Mr. Sandy," he said.
"Now, listen," the theater sister said, still angry, "would someone for God's sake tell me how that patient came to swallow a diamond like this without knowing he'd done it?"
"I think I can guess," Robert Sandy said. "He allowed himself the luxury of putting ice in his drink. Then he got very drunk. Then he swallowed a piece of half-melted ice."
"I still don't get it," the sister said.
"I'll tell you the rest later," Robert Sandy said. "Why don't we all go round the corner and have a drink?"
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