The Year in Sex

IN SEX

The best in breaking up, busting ou

HOW MANY CHICKS DID THE WOODS STUD FUCK?

Misbehaving athletes, chief among them Tiger Woods, hogged the headlines

COOL YOUR JETS

Shapely TV Az-

teca reporter

Ines Sainz found

herself the butt

of New York Jets

teasing, sparking

an NFL probe into

the team's locker

room antics.

DUKE'S HAZARD

In her "senior honors thesis," Karen Owen rated the per­formance of fellow Duke students — mostly ath­letes—she'd bedded; it became a web sensation.

TOO MANY WOMEN

Ex-Giant Tiki Barber los

then eight months pregnaM with twins—for former intern Traci Lynn Johnson. Ginny had him blocked from the delivery room.

TO 120 AFFAIR

in 2010. His wife, Elin Nordegren (1), dumped him after having a screaming

match about his affairs with, it would later be alleged, ex-porn star Joslvn James (2); L.A.

cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs (3); Florida cou­gar Theresa Rogers (4); ex-New York nightclub man-

ager Rachel Uchitel (5); porn star Holly Sampson (6), who claimed she nailed him during his bachelor party;

Orlando cocktail waitress Julie Postle (7); Vegas model Jamie Junqers (8); call qirl Loredana

Jolie Ferriolo (9); and working girl and self-stvled porn aueen Devon James

(10), who staged a fake sex tape with an unwitting Woods impersonator, j

and spreading the love. Plus: jocks gone wild

NO SCORE

Karen Sypher was con­victed of trying to extort $10 million from Louisville coach Rick Pitino for an alleged quickie and sub­sequent abortion. Final numbers for Karen: $0, 26 years in prison?

EIGHT ISN'T ENOUGH

Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie has some amaz­ing stats: He has sired nine children in six states by eight different women—one of whom is his new wife, Ter-ricka Cason (above).

HOW ABOUT

THEM

VUVUZELAS?

Scandals nearly out-shouted noisemakers at 2010's World Cup. When Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden (1) vowed to blow Twitter fans if

the Netherlands won, her followers jumped from 4,300 to 60,000. Zahia Dehar (2) starred in an underage sex scandal involving French players, and Larissa Riquelme (3) promised to run naked if Paraguay won. It didn't, but she ran anyway.

REAL HOUSE­WIVES OF THE NBA?

When Desper­ate Housewives star Eva Longo-ria filed for divorce from San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker, the rumor mill

quickly blamed the split on his flirtation with Erin Barry (inset), the estranged wife of former teammate Brent Barry. Official press releases ensued. Parker claims the relationship never went beyond sexting.

MPLETE

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>rts personal-1 Jenn Sterger posed for layboy in 2006, and there was much rejoic-|. Brett Favre llegedly sent / Jenn pictures *of his junk, and /^ports fans said, "Eww." Favre copped to leav­ing voice mails but denied k the pics.

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LADY TATAS

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POLITICS,

UKRAINIAN

STYLE

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THERE'S I THE RUB1

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AY, THERE'S ANOTHER RUB

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WELL, IT WORKED FOR PARIS

MISS EPIDERMIS

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PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THE EXHIBIT

showsloppw ity, amused

tst Mania Atoanv oviri's thought-provoking wotks.

HO MID ¦HUT?

HANGIN' OUT WITH THE GUYS

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ONE NIGHT AT THE PLAZA: SEVEN GRAND

Till- YEAR IN SI-X

OUR KIND OF WORLD RECORD

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JIGGLE ME ELMO

A ilu.-t biitwmm f Imn and suxy singer Katy Puny was deemed too cieavagey by Sesame Street bigs, who axed it Katy (ought back by putting hef boobs in Etmo's (ace on Saturday Night Live

TICKLE ME ERIC

housemates and others. Demoaatic congressman Eric "Salty" Massa maintained that tickling male statfeis and 'snorkfiting" fotmei Navy shipmates was good dnantun (You know, snrirkefmg what you do is you takotho guy's snotum and ) Thon ho resigned

DIESEL DO JUST FINE, THANKS

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HIP HIP HYPOCRISY II

Save these girls from dole queue

WHY THE TORIES WON

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FROM RUSSIA

WITH LOVIN'

Spy hottie

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WANTED: JESSE JAMES, BOOTY BANDIT

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AnENTION, HAMID KARZAI

A naked woman jumped onto the too! ot a London taxi that was stopped ai a trattic luiht near the

H-iis.-s of Parliament ami star]-- . hv minutf "y»]a piotost1 a;|ainsi ¦ *Vrii in Ahjhamslan (as it Ins b*sh<*, -notNl'xl any "xplanation) Muanwlinc the wat contmuod, and thn unpaid cabbie was not amused

CRASH AND RAZOR BURN

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HIP HIP HYPOCRISY III

FALLING, FALLING IN LOVE

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TOO SEXY FOR THE CITI

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THAT'S PREnY CHEESY

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HAS HI BEEN DRINK­ING CHEESY BEER?

70 yeai old Galapa ^^^^^ gos loitoise lhai keepers havti named him Dtrty Dirk, fo? th« Btxxjio Nights nhaiaclHi Dirk Diyglor His

WE'VE HEARD ABOUT THE TWINKIE DEFENSE. HOW ABOUT THE BLANKIE DEFENSE?

In Blnnminrjton. Illinois. Mat how Nel­son was acquitted ot sexual assault because it happened while he was sleepwalking

NO-FAULT OFFENSE

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scantily '-l«'l v»ntn.*M "What can we (in to avoid being buried under the rubbfe?" Sediglu asked "Thete is no t other solution but to take fef-uyoinretigton arid to adapl our lives to Islam's moral codes "

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING

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SEX STILL SELLS

Slums aten't the ttis! thing we notice in this ad. which featuies Sean Lennon's model gidfnend Chariotte Kemp Muhl but that's what toot we ai designer Sam Ed elm an is actually hawking Now do you see them1?

HI THERE,

YOUR

HOLINESS

A visiuny Pope

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whs i tun Id pass this statue on a loundabout in Luqa. Malta on the way

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phallic foi the ponttll? Nah—

local arltst Paul \ which had been -' 2006. stayed, an

attended to moi.- ., „., ,,,«

meeting on pnnstly |>xlo|]tiilia

WE'RE NOT SURPRISED

This year's k] Nohel Prize y> a team of British and Chine;

fruit bats yiit laid lonyei ii ihey

Flight attendants of grounded Spanish carrier Air Comet claimed they hadn t been paid for nine months. So they took the only logical step: posing for a nude calendar to draw attention to their pecuniary plight. iOI6!