(Pedalis Dragionis Rookiensis)
Male, plumage tends towards uniformity, commonly observed in flocks of nine, found in major flocks early in Spring, migrates to minors as season progresses.
Call: All mine!
(Easihadiensis Communita Chesta)
Female, friendly bird, plumage gaudy, inclined to molt completely at slightest suggestion, migrates along bars greater U.S.
Call: Yes! Yes! Yes!
(Antifunus, Antisnortus, Antiomnium)
Male, form spare and gaunt, plumage dark, funeral, elongated beak area, holds great antipathy toward any form of relaxation, serves as mascot of W.C.T.U., gloomy bird.
Call: Sinner! Sinner!
(Spousiosis Dominorum)
Female, generally mated to much smaller bird, domineering, given to emitting loud squawks when commands are not obeyed instantly.
Call: Where are your rubbers?
(Cocktailis Loopendensis Plasteridis)
Male, plumage generally in disarray, "eye" area bloodshot, voice muffled and indistinct, flight unsteady and confused.
Call: Wha' shay?
Out to Lunch!
(Frolicus Furtivus)
Male and female, always found in pairs if visible, inclined to mate often, co-habit in cottage camps, hotels, also nest of Hardworking Cuckold, migration abrupt under certain circumstances.
Call: Quick! Get in the closet!
The Flat-Footed Flycatcher
The Full-Breasted Pushover
The Blue-Nosed Killjoy
The Red-Headed Henpecker
The Marinated Heron
The Extra-Marital Lark
