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Ah, election night. While you may be wringing your hands over which candidate will win the presidency, alcohol delivery services are doing the same with a very different energy: In 2022, alcohol delivery services like Drizly saw a 46% spike in sales on that very important evening.
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There are a few good tips out there for managing the very natural anxiety of watching the votes being counted as they roll in on election night: Have friends over, take breaks to breathe, and remember that no matter what, the country will march on.
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Or, if you prefer to be a rockstar about it, just guzzle a bottle or two of your alcoholic bev of choice, go outside and scream at the stars, and punch holes in your walls if you get angry. Whatever, it’s not my house.
For those in prep mode for election night, here are a few things that might make your night a little more bearable.
The Massive Wine Glass
It’s so freaking big you can put a whole bottle of champagne inside it. Or, you know, whatever you prefer. Sure, you can just drink straight from the bottle and save the money on the wineglass. But that just seems sad, while carrying this wine glass around is at least funny.
The Weighted Blanket
If you have a nervous dog, you probably own or know what a thundershirt is. It’s a little weighted vest that wraps around your pup’s body and applies pressure to help moderate their anxiety. This cool trick works on humans too, and the easiest way to try it on yourself is to get under a weighted blanket, which is gloriously calming and will come in handy for many of life’s endless stressors, not just this election night.
The Extra Oxygen
Fun fact: Anxiety can cause our bodies to go into fight or flight response, which causes shallow breathing (tachypneic breathing). A lot of us will likely suffer from that as we watch the results dribble in on election night, and while you can slam wine from your Giant Wine Glass to take the edge off, you could also take a whiff of oxygen, which will make you feel dramatically better. These also come in super handy when hiking in high altitudes, or, if you should be having THAT kind of day, having a panic attack.
The Stress Ball
You may feel the need to squeeze the life out of something on election night, so this Trump stress ball ought to fit the bill quite nicely. It also works well no matter what camp you’re in, because if you’re a Republican you can squeeze it to motivate the Donald to get that win, while if you’re a Democrat you can just pretend you’re squashing his face. Sadly, there is no Kamala equivalent, so this one will have to do.
The Patriotic Charger
Even if you’re watching the results on TV this election night, trust is when we say you are going to burn that phone battery to a crisp. Between texting your friends and checking social media apps nonstop to try to keep the edge off, your poor smartphone is going to get one hell of a workout. If you don’t already have a portable phone battery, we would highly recommend you get one before the big night comes. And if you want to be super patriotic, here’s one with the good old American flag.
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