5 Lovehoney Sex Toys to Put in Your Partner’s Stocking

Wren Bach
This holiday season, give your loved one the gift that keeps on giving.

Ah, the holidays. It’s a time many look forward to all year long, from the sparkling lights to the decor, Christmas music, and sprawling holiday meals bound to leave you painfully overfull. And naturally, if you enjoy the act of gifting (which, personally, is my favorite part of the whole shebang), this holiday is a real happy place for you.

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While I enjoy giving larger gifts, there’s always been something about the art of stocking stuffing that’s especially delightful to me. Rather than big boxes, you have to figure out how to fill this larger-than-normal sock with gifts that will not only fit the diminutive size of the vessel, but the person’s interests as well. It’s a bit more of a puzzle, and I’m a person who enjoys solving a good puzzle.

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Then, there’s filling your partner’s stocking, which takes on a new level of puzzling fun. Not only do you get to do all of the above, but you get to put certain gifts in their stockings that you wouldn’t put in anyone else’s. The kind that can cause orgasms. Oh my.

There’s many a sex toy that could fit into a stocking, but not all sex toys are great at the whole orgasm-providing thing. No one wants a pesky sex toy that runs out of juice at a crucial moment or just doesn’t get the vibe right. So to make sure that these sex toys will blow minds, we tested them all. And by we, I mean me, dear reader.

Lovehoney Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator

$29.99

Some think of tacky neon plastic when they think of sex toys. Not this one! The Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator is so pretty it could be an objet d’art, but turn it on and aim it at your clitoris to let the ride begin. If you’re the type of person that prefers a more delicate sensation versus intense direct vibration, you’re gonna love this one.
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Lovehoney Secret Agent Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg

$29.99

This toy makes for a great playtime session with your partner. You wear the egg, and they get the remote. When you get pleasure is up to them! The unexpected nature of this set is really fun for couples play, and if you have never tried it, I fully recommend that you do!
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Lovehoney Glow-in-the-Dark Deluxe Mini Massage Wand Vibrator

$44.99

If you’ve ever used the famed Hitachi Wand, you may agree it’s powerful but unwieldy. Enter the mini version, which not only is a lot easier to hold and control, but glows in the dark so you can give your orgasms a little bit of a celestial sparkle. The head is bendy too, making it fun to use on many body parts (and it gives a good lil’ neck massage as well!).
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Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo 7 Inch

$35.99

Most toy-friendly folks that are open to orifice play have probably tried a dildo or vibrator. A glass dildo, however, is a novelty worth trying if you haven’t already. It takes well to both hot and cold play, it’s incredibly easy to clean, and the medium offers a hardness that other dildos simply cannot bring to the table.
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TENGA Egg Lovers Heart Textured Male Masturbator

$8.99

We’re big Tenga fans here at Playboy. Its Easy Beat Egg is one of its classic products and has been a top seller for decades. The “egg” is a soft plastic object that comes with a little lube packet so you can use it anytime you need a quick beat session. My husband describes the Tenga egg orgasm as “weird yet nice.” Take that as you will.
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Pricing and discounts listed are accurate at the time of publishing and are subject to change.

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