Ah, the holidays. It’s a time many look forward to all year long, from the sparkling lights to the decor, Christmas music, and sprawling holiday meals bound to leave you painfully overfull. And naturally, if you enjoy the act of gifting (which, personally, is my favorite part of the whole shebang), this holiday is a real happy place for you.
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While I enjoy giving larger gifts, there’s always been something about the art of stocking stuffing that’s especially delightful to me. Rather than big boxes, you have to figure out how to fill this larger-than-normal sock with gifts that will not only fit the diminutive size of the vessel, but the person’s interests as well. It’s a bit more of a puzzle, and I’m a person who enjoys solving a good puzzle.
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Then, there’s filling your partner’s stocking, which takes on a new level of puzzling fun. Not only do you get to do all of the above, but you get to put certain gifts in their stockings that you wouldn’t put in anyone else’s. The kind that can cause orgasms. Oh my.
There’s many a sex toy that could fit into a stocking, but not all sex toys are great at the whole orgasm-providing thing. No one wants a pesky sex toy that runs out of juice at a crucial moment or just doesn’t get the vibe right. So to make sure that these sex toys will blow minds, we tested them all. And by we, I mean me, dear reader.
Lovehoney Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator
$29.99
Lovehoney Secret Agent Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg
$29.99
Lovehoney Glow-in-the-Dark Deluxe Mini Massage Wand Vibrator
$44.99
Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo 7 Inch
$35.99
TENGA Egg Lovers Heart Textured Male Masturbator
$8.99
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